laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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jennywakemanxj9:

sonypolo:

officialplanetmars:

this is legitimately one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i dont know how my sense of humor turned into this

I call this a work of art

This used to be a thread non /v/, now it’s real

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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Following that he was at the US embassy for an interview, only to be told that he looked tired and not getting enough sleep – “I was like, er, thanks random fucking person who works at the embassy.”

Oh Dan Rad, how can we not love you? (x)
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